Latest collection 😊

I was on a creative flow that had me so excited!

Working on this new project, this “adult” project has been enlightening. For one, we all want to look fabulous naked! Taking away the feeling of insecurity and anxiety of asking my models to undress and pose made it so much simpler…. Getting their proportions and actual attributes correct was easy peasy…. Sorta! LOL minor tweaks here and there, slight adjustments to hips, hair, arm fat… The usual stuff. 😊

I feel the finished product not only empowers the woman featured, but any woman who gets an opportunity to view the pieces. The collection itself is remarkable!

Curvy, seductive, full figured women with confidence beaming from their faces and diva-liciousness radiating from their bodies!

The collection can be purchased individually as either canvas reprints or posters. Coming mid spring it will be available for book enthusiasts as a coffee table edition featuring all 20 pieces and possibly two additional ones… So keep an eye out for that!

I’ve chosen to preview two of the piece that feature myself. You’ll have to come back for more peeks into the other fabulous ladies and their “boudoir/pin-up” inspired creations.

Menage A Trois Poster Image A Page from Alice in Wonderland Canvas

A lot is changing socially for curvy, thick, or dare I say the dreaded FAT girl… I for one love my belly, I may not love it in certain dresses, but it’s mine. I love my 42H cups… A lot of people love them too! Men, women, and babies LOL! I created this collection in response to a collection of waif thin poker chips labeled “sexy”, “seductive”, and “sent from heaven”. The barely there waists and exclamation points for legs had me so disturbed… Why would a person turn women into waif thin versions and think that’s sexy… Art or no art, it’s distorting our view on what should be considered sexy, seductive, and heaven sent.

Luscious Curves Poker Chips

My deepest hope is not that my art turns you on, but that you truly appreciate real women. With their realistic bodies depicted in an artistic yet sensual way.

Last I checked, bones were for dogs. Being healthy, doesn’t mean you have to be a size small. It means you eat and live a healthy lifestyle in the body God blessed you with! Curves are sexy. Being thick is sexy. Celebrate you, from your mind down to your toes! Stop letting society shame you into believing you need to filter your pictures, Photoshop away your thighs, and add shadow to every part of your body you wish wasn’t there! EMBRACE YOU! There is only one fabulous, wonderful you.

I truly hope, that by seeing the wonderful women from my family and friends, that I am able to help at least one woman feel confident in her skin. It took courage for each of them to participate in my art project, they were skeptical at first. I started with one idea and ended with something completely different. God has blessed each of us, see yourself through the eyes of your lover, your children, and friends! You are amazing, special, and a force to be reckoned with.

Stay blessed!

Links to buy from the collection:

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20% of the product net sale price will be deducted when one or more JRivera LLC products are purchased with a net sale price equal to or greater than $50.00. The coupon code BTSESSENTIAL must be entered during checkout. For most products, the net sale price is the price of the product (excluding shipping and taxes). Offer is valid until August 26, 2012 at 11:59pm PT. This offer does not apply to past purchases and may not be combined with any other JRivera LLC promotional or volume discount offers. If a volume discount applies to your order, you will receive either the discount set forth in this offer or the standard volume discount, whichever is greater. Offer valid on Zazzle.com/barewitness and zazzle.com/rockstarfairies.

Get the hottest T-shirts on the Internet, what are you waiting for?!?! Prices are starting at just $14.95! Choose from really funny, or not so funny, beautiful vintage designs, or retro inspired great T-shirt designs. I can customize my designs to fit your preferred size and style.

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When you need official quality t-shirt branding or just a really cool design to rock with your jeans, we have what you need. For over a decade we have created some out of the box designs and made friends with various communities… as we continue to grow, we look forward to bring nothing less than superb design and low cost prices.

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Is it too early….

Halloween Extravaganza

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Our simple mission:

We are about creative people building a community to support and encourage each other, as we connect on a personal level and rebuild our local economy.

We’re bringing NEW YORK CITY style events to Greater Orlando! We aim at bringing you quality events that provide a little something for everyone.

Let me start by asking you this, are you interested in having fun? Stop for a moment and think of the last time you went to a social or networking mixer and had a great time. Forget about talking business, did you have fun?

Welcome to Rendezvous of Greater Orlando!

In our New York former selves, we entertained with the best of them. From the upscale gala events to the breathtakingly beautiful gallery openings, we have rubbed elbows with public officials and gotten our hands dirty advocating for urban youth rights. Our events have not only a social impact but a greater community impact!

We encourage you to join a group of cooperative artist, musicians, various sales professionals, beauty & financial consultants, and many other people looking to have experiences. We guarantee you will find a new friend and/or client. Take the stuffiness out of your routine and open your mind to new possibilities.

If you’re an entrepreneur trying to reach various audiences, we will have large scale events geared towards providing unique vendor and sponsor opportunities. For event attendees, you’ll have a blast exploring various themed events that cater to your enjoyment.

Our events have always left lasting impressions on guests; we look forward to continuing this tradition with our meet-up members.

Este grupo cuenta con miembros bilingües, animamos a nuestros amigos Latinos a unirse a nuestros eventos fabulosos! Nuestros eventos siempre han dejado una impresión duradera en los clientes, nosotros esperamos continuar esta tradición con nuestros Meet-up miembros.

Richard’s Epiphany – excerpt from book.

Part 3 of the book…

“What the fuck was that?!?” Side swiped, Richard spun around trying to see where the hit came from. Another blow to his kidneys knocked him to the ground. On his knees, he glares into the night to see his girlfriend and three other women standing behind her. “That’s how you going to do me?!?” He said as the tallest woman hits him with a baseball bat. The women started to mock Richard’s outcries for help. Repeating his bellowing only added to his pain. As another blow is struck, he asked “what did I do to you?”. After another few minutes of brutality, the women walk off satisfied.

Only a few weeks ago, Richard and his girlfriend were enjoying each others company.

Then reality hit.

Richard had no idea who he was dealing with.

Ms. Bianca Pratchett, a 22 year old high society socialite who loves pretending she is “ghetto” was put to a test by her “sisters” to prove she is worthy of being in the Lady Sovereigns. Her usual day starts several hours before the others in the suburbs. At 6am she wakes to shower, dress, and put her makeup on. Her father is one of the members of the boards of trustees at M&B, usually too wrapped up in work. As usual doesn’t even notice her. Her step-mother as she passes her is in the “downward dog” position with her overly attentive assistant Leila. After a few verbal stabs back and forth, Bianca is delighted she was able to make her step-mother cry. After her lively conversation, she heads over to catch her 6:45am train, which she rides to another train for a total of 3 hours. She prides herself in her dedication just to get to the city.

Around 10am she’s on the block waiting for her “sister’s” to meet her. Most days she ends up going up to their apartments and waking them. A task that seems to become lately her daily chore.

When the women assemble, with a smile on their faces they strut over to the park to claim their benches. Gliding like gazelles, they take over without any resistance. They talk shit, get high, drink, and talk about who’s “pipe game” was weak the night before. Although the Lady Sovereigns have nine members they also have several dozen associates.  They’re usually split up between newbies and veterans. 

Bianca’s fourth cousin, Krista was recently promoted to train and watch over new associates. Sandra and Minka, are her right and left hands. “Pretty face soldiers” was tattooed on their shoulder to commemorate their bond to Krista. Since then, all three have become inseparable.  They have all respectfully either dropped out of school, graduated, or in Krista’s case she took one college course and thought is was too much. They get respect from the local men’s gangs, Vikings and P.R. Monarchs, so from time to time they have thrown money or jewelry to get time to handle business on Lady Sovereign corners.  To the women, this is the best time of their lives.

Bianca desperately wanted to become a Lady Sovereign. She was willing to do anything, at least that’s what she told Queen Franky (short for Francesca). Franky was a tough as nails kind of woman. She had a pair of steel balls she wore attached to her belt, to compliment them, she would accessories with a steel dagger she wore on her hip. Bianca idolized Franky, she modeled herself to become more like her, walking and talking with the same attitude. Bianca even flirted with Franky’s “hubby” whenever she saw him. Entertained by the idea of teaching Bianca a lesson, Franky told Krista it was time to initiate Bianca.

“Let’s make her official! Have her pick out her mark. She has to bring in $5,000 or she gets denied.” Franky barked at the end of of her statement, beating her chest and waving her arms hyping up the crowd. Although Krista isn’t a captain or anywhere near the upper chain of command, her new promotion in rank gives her a certain level of power, or at least she thought. “Why are you making her get $5,000?” With a curious look, she waited for an answer. Silence is all she got. It was so quiet, her breathing sounded louder and louder, hear ears hummed with the roar.

Thinking for a moment, she decided to assert herself and speak up. “I’m not trying to upset you, but it’s always been $2,000. Why are we making this harder for my cuz?” With the swiftness of a lioness, Franky pounced on Krista, landing her on the floor. “Get your scuzzy ass up! Fuck you think?!? Opening your mouth to me, you must think she can make $10,000.” With a pause in her step, she shot a look back at Sandra and Minka, neither woman made a move to help Krista. “Ya’ll three better make sure she makes that 10G’s or all of ya’ll will take the beating.” Even though Krista is the only member, Sandra and Minka are just as accountable in her eyes. As Franky exited, she winked and smirked at Bianca.

Bianca, ecstatic to hear the good news, “I’m in! This will be easy! I could make 20G’s if I needed to. This is a piece of cake!” Krista cautioned her “if you don’t make the money, we all will suffer.” With a laugh, Bianca walked over to the mirror and through the reflection said “maybe ya’ll need glasses or something!” Adjusting her curls, she continued to say “I mean, none of the Lady Sovereigns have what I have. No disrespect ladies, I’m just saying. You know?!?” Krista smiled, but behind that smile she was calculating her next move and what she might have to do if things didn’t go well.

The four women traveled downtown, mingling with their potential targets, they narrowed it down to two men. A tall good looking man that owned his own construction business, Albert or Big Al as he told Bianca. His only problem is he’s being guarded by his older, unemployed, heavily attached brother. Bianca’s other choice is Richard, a nerdy man with lanky arms and big  broad shoulders, a young basketball player in the Development League without a body guard attached.

Giggling, the girls gather around a high top table in the dim area of the swanky club they’re prowling. Sandra, patting herself on her back as if she landed the biggest fish of the night.  “Did you see Thomas Forlong? That sexy man just told me he landed a six digit bonus this month. He’s prime for the picking!” Everyone at the table burst out in laughter. Bianca, rolling her eyes, exclaimed “Well I guess Mr. Frugal needs a second look.” Looking across the room, Bianca looked Thomas up and down in search of a reason to qualify him as a candidate. With a sad sigh “Sorry Sandy, but he still isn’t on my radar. Now can we move on to the real men in the room?!?”

After a few minutes the girls dispersed, taking different sides of the room to watch Bianca work her magic. In amazement, Krista couldn’t take her eyes off her cousin, she watched her say a few words and then disappear out the back door of the club. Minka followed them for four blocks, then took down Richard’s address.

For a few weeks Bianca led Richard on, she pretended to find all of his jokes funny, talked NBA basketball dreams with him, she even met all of Richards friends. They all thought the new couple was perfect for one another. Richard was head over heels and falling for her act.

After several hints from Bianca, Richard offered to give her a couple thousand to help her with her bills. Hearing her talk about “the slave driver at work” and “the nasty landlord”, he felt compelled to move her into his apartment. Besides, he was being a gentleman. He offered her the extra bedroom. After giving her a total of five thousand six hundred eighty dollars, Bianca moved in.

In less than a month’s time, Richard was sleeping beside Bianca. Even if their was a wall between them it brought him joy. Although after the past few “passionate kissing session” otherwise described as two kisses to the cheek and hand holding, as any man, he felt cheated or in his words “toyed with”. This is just a small hiccup in their relationship. At least that’s what Bianca told Richard. Bianca quickly diffuses the situation by reminding Richard how much she respected him for not trying to bend her “not before marriage” rule.

Richard walked around on clouds. He was happier than he’d ever felt. His game improved, giving him more on the court time. Scouts were starting to make a buzz around him. He was even offered a bench position on his favorite NBA team. Life seemed to be perfect since he met Bianca.

He was about to find out not everything is as beautiful as it seems. Reality was about to hit him, literally!

Franky, agitated and feeling testy became enraged when she got her update from Bianca. “Why is it so difficult for you? You’ve had five weeks and all you can show is a measly $5,000. Time is running out. I’m giving you 72 hours to get it done.” As she spoke she directed her attention to Krista. “You know what’ll happen if she can’t make it. Don’t you?!?” Without hesitation, Krista lowered her head and walked up to Franky, like a child being scolded, “Yes ma’am.” Even though Krista is the only member, Sandra and Minka are just as accountable.

Quickly the girls devised a plan.

Richard had a full day of training, the back breaking, sweat till you pass out type of work. He text Bianca, but got no response. He waited, then called her, it went straight to voice mail. “That’s not like her.” With his mind racing to the conversation they had the night before, he was sure he’d enjoy an intimate night with Bianca. Discussing their future and her exciting promotion in her company. Thinking she would enjoy a romantic dinner, he began to bake some potatoes and grill salmon. He thought for certain he would finally get Bianca to move to the next stage in their relationship. He even thought of proposing over dinner. Thinking it was too soon, he removed his grandmother’s heirloom engagement rings from his pocket and placed it back in his closet safe.

The hidden truth is Bianca has never allowed herself to be intimate with a man. As she says “a woman who knows how to out think a man never opens her legs! You have to train him first.” In the past, she would boast “that’s the only thing my mother could teach me. You know?!?” One day Bianca’s mother sat her in their luscious garden and openly told her how she seduced Bianca’s father. Detail after detail, this was a lesson she never forgot. Beyond the attitude, hair adjustments, and lipstick applications what’s more important is Bianca knows how to prey on good men.

Preparing herself for her task, she makes one final adjustment to her pulled back hair and makes a big smile. “Today is the day! Your going to be the Queen! Your going to be envied by everyone! Move over Franky, here comes QUEEN B!” Feeling excited she shakes out her arms. “This is going to be a piece of cake. Two minutes and then it will be over. You got this Queen B!” Taking position in the dark alley that connects to the back of Richard’s building, Bianca begins to set her plan into motion. Clearing her throat she begins to talk in a panic.

“Help me Richard. I can’t walk any further.”

“Where are you?” Concerned, Richard turned off the grill and darted out the apartment.

Bianca, spoke as if it were her last breathe, “the alley”. Richard thinking horrible thoughts as the words “the alley” rang in his ears. Already down one flight of stairs, Richard dashes down the rest. As he reached the back door of the building, he said a small prayer hoping she is well enough to make it to the hospital. He can’t see much in the dark alley. With desperation in his voice he calls out for Bianca. No answer.

Out of the shadow, Minka utters “I see you.” With a flash of her flashlight she swings and connects with Richard’s jaw.

“What the fuck was that?!?” Side swiped, Richard spun around trying to see where the hit came from. Another blow to his kidneys knocked him to the ground. On his knees, he glares into the night to see his girlfriend and three other women standing behind her. “That’s how you going to do me?!?” He said as the tallest woman hits him with a baseball bat. The women started to mock Richard’s outcries for help. Repeating his bellowing only added to his pain. As another blow is struck, he asked “what did I do to you?”.

Although Richard wasn’t a flashy man, he wore a Longines watch, Santos 100 Cuff Links by Cartier, Berluti’s hand made shoes, and a slew of “one of a kind” pendants he wore on a trinity chain by Cartier. After the women bagged up his jewelry and took his shoes, they searched him and took his wallet.

The final blow of the night, Bianca knelled down to whisper in Richard ear, “it’s nothing personal. Don’t feel bad.” Looking at his face and hands she said “your wounds will heal and your life will move on. Be content in knowing you were no match for the “Pretty Face Soldiers”.”

As she walked away, she yelled out “I called an ambulance for you.” She never looked back.

After eight months of rehabilitation and strength training to gain the use of his right hand; Richard was able to play one more game on the Development League before he was cut. Since it wasn’t a work related injury and instead it was his personal life’s drama wrecking havoc on his game. He wasn’t able to get picked up for another D-League team.

Working at a local fast food restaurant cleaning tables, Richard had an epiphany. Mumbling to himself “lies, all she did was lie. That woman was the devil in disguise.” Looking down at his mended arm, he smiles. “I’ve met Satan and I survived. I am alive.”

His Perspective – Book Excerpt

This is a excerpt from a book I am writing about the flip side of marriage and what partners go through at the demise of their marriage.

Image Source: © Adda Birnir, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

The blare of a loud siren awakens Michael from his drunken slumber. “What’s that smell?” The stench of vomit lingers in the air. Looking down to the clock on the floor Michael realizes he has lost an entire day sleeping off his night of partying. “Damn, what happened?” Realizing he has no memory of his eventful night out, Michael stumbles off the couch. As he attempts to stand, pain fills his shoulders and back.

“Arrrhhh” his neighbors shudder from hearing his scream fill the apartment building. “That boy never learns do he” Ms. Vernon said to Michael’s neighbor from across the hall. Ms. Vernon is Michael’s next door neighbor, a kind but nosy country woman who provides Michael with hot meals from time to time. Ms. Vernon turned from her neighborly conversation and knocked on Michael’s door. “Boy you alright, don’t make me gets Willie to break down your door, open up.” Michael filled with pain gathered his strength and walked over to the door. “Ms. V I’m ok, I fell asleep on the couch and caught a neck cramp. I’m getting ready for work; I’ll talk to you later.” Seeing that Michael wasn’t going to open the door Ms. Vernon returned to her conversation. “How did my life get like this?” What am I doing?” staring into the bathroom mirror, Michael received no response other than a disgusted stare. “You Has-Been Loser” Michael says to himself as he starts washing his face. He decided it’s time to come clean and speak with someone about how he is feeling and what he has been doing.

“Hi my name is Michael and I am depressed. I drown myself in booze and women… I am addicted to Alcohol and Sex… I am tired and need your help.” Admitting he had a problem was the first step. He continued to speak to the room filled with his peers. “I ruined what any man would be happy to call his life. I couldn’t deal with the pressure of being a good provider, a family man, the kind of man that made my parents proud. It was too much! Everyday I would get up at 6:30am to get myself ready for work. Most mornings I would eat cereal, but on a good morning my wife would make me breakfast. Once or twice a week I was lucky enough to get morning sex, not that that’s all I was getting, it just the morning sex would put my day on the right track nothing could bother me on those mornings. Being late didn’t even matter.” “I struggled for a while supporting my wife as she juggled school and worked. I always felt I was doing right by her but at night I couldn’t help but desire my freedom. I would go to a local club as she slept from her long days. Guilt wouldn’t bother me until I’d be on my way home. I would have all kinds of thoughts. “Did she wake up?” or “What if she knows what I was doing?” and the worse thought of all “What if she leaves me?”… But every night I’d go out, I was lucky enough not to have gotten caught.” “One morning, towards the end of my marriage, my wife woke me up to ask me “what did you buy from the store”. Confused I told her I never went to the store. She showed me a note I created a month ago to put out when I would go out. For a minute I thought I was caught but something in my head told me to lie. “I was going to go to the store to get you breakfast but I changed my mind figuring you might like to go to breakfast instead.” I remember her smiling at me. However, I never took her. I was too tired, after a while she was upset and didn’t want to go anymore; she barely wanted to talk to me. “Another wasted Saturday Michael” that’s all she said to me the entire evening. I had no excuse, other than I was tired. I had a full day of work on Friday, then I was out till 4am drinking and partying with the club hoppers.”

“The pretty drunk women wanted to take me home. We’d get as far as some intimate kissing, but I was married and wasn’t ready to take the next step.” Michael paused for a moment as he drank a sip of water and adjusted his stance. Releasing a deep breath of air Michael continued to explain his typical night out. “One night I meet a beautiful woman and I couldn’t resist, my wife was away on a business trip and my needs out weighed my loyalty to my wife. Monica, I think that was her name, the woman had a coke bottle body… anyways she was fine and we hooked up. It was just going to be a one night type of thing but she called me the next day asking if I would go to a movie with her. I kept thinking that my wife will never know.” As I continued to discuss my encounters with all the other various women whose names I couldn’t remember I started to think of when I truly started to unravel.

It’s weird but, my wife saw it coming before I did. We laid in bed one night talking about her goals and ambitions and boy she was talking, talking so much that I started to wander off into my own thought. After drifting into the outer reaches of my mind, I noticed silence. She had paused and was waiting to hear what I thought. I had no idea what she was talking about, so I said “what ever you think is the right choice, I fully support you”; wrong answer. She had asked me if I wanted to take a break from being married and figure out what we truly wanted in life. She sat quiet waiting for me to say something else, anything, and when I didn’t she rolled over and said “if you can’t give me a real answer then that in it’s self is your answer. I know we aren’t connecting like we used to, however if you are giving up without a fight, I won’t try anymore.” I was lost, I had no idea she felt like this, worst I had no words to speak. I took her hint and took my pillow and slept on the couch. The next morning I woke to find a note on my chest. “Michael, I went to work, don’t be home when I come home. Take this time to gather some of your clothes. I need time from you, I deserve better than this sham of a marriage.”

As a tear ran down my face, I realized I was standing in front of a group of strangers. “I’m sorry folks; I just remembered how oblivious I was when everything started to go down hill.” I explained what happened between my wife and I. How she took me back after a few nights and some promises that I would be there for her as much as she was there for me. Which at the time, I really thought I would be able to do right by her, but I didn’t, I continued my foolish behavior.

As I stood in front of the crowd, I took a moment to clear my throat and then went on to described my lowest point. A time in my life where I didn’t think of my actions as wrong. This was around the time when my ego and cold heart took over. “So here is the short version of the story. My wife got really sick. I claimed to be there for her, but I took full advantage. I would come home with a mission: in and out in less than 30 minutes. I would force feed her until she would cry, then leave and wouldn’t come back till midnight some nights. She was highly medicated, so she was barely there most of the time. She would be in so much pain and I felt bad for her but I couldn’t help but feel this was it, like this was my chance to do me. To get what I wanted, to be considered a “G”.” She got better after a few months, but I couldn’t have her better. I knew if she would figure out what I was up to.” Here is where the story gets worse. “I would talk down to her, tell her she was worthless. While she would cry, I would dope her up with her cocktail of medications, and be on about my business.” I am ashamed of what I did. I met, what at the time I felt was a trophy type of girl, Vicky. Not to say my wife didn’t have it going on, she did, but was never into flaunting what she had. This girl let every man get a peek. She let it be known she wanted to get with me, which made all the dudes at work jealous. I was envied, which was a big part of my attraction to her. In the long run I let this woman use me for my money. I truly felt she loved me, but it was all a game. The same game I was caught up in and playing. My wife found out. It was like a bomb went off. My world just spun out of control. I felt if I lied it would make everything better. I was wrong. All that happened was I made myself sick and ended up in the hospital. I got so down that I resorted to taking my wife’s medication, I overdosed on one too many pills.

Let me know what you think of the first few pages…

New for Mother’s Day!!

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Have you missed me?

I missed you too!

So let’s cut to the meat and potatoes, I have great new stuff just in time for mother’s day!

I know, your wondering where I have been, but I have been a busy little bee. I have been working on four new projects, not to mention being a full time “mom” to a awesome 9 year old… I know it’s a lot since the holidays!

Devaner, is here to stay. He just finished his FCAT test’s… phew, so happy those are over! Moving on to 4th grade, just has two weeks left of school. He’s already starting to unwind, guess it has to do with the hot summer like days and quick jumps in the refreshing pool a few feet from our front door.

Have you recently checked out Bare Witness or Rock Star Fairies ?? Well, what are you waiting for? How else can you get the great new gifts that are uniquely perfect for your family and friends.

This mother’s day, get past those tacky cat gifts… Get her something awesome, get pasted the “she loves cats” and get her something wild or purrfect!

I’m going to share a quick history of mother’s day, I ask that as your read you remember your mom is worth more than a long distance phone call or a hallmark card…

The current holiday was created by Anna Jarvis in Grafton, West Virginia, in 1908 as a day to honor one’s mother. Jarvis wanted to accomplish her mother’s dream of making a celebration for all mothers, although the idea did not take off until she enlisted the services of wealthy Philadelphia merchant John Wanamaker. She kept promoting the holiday until President Woodrow Wilson made it an official national holiday in 1914. The holiday eventually became so highly commercialized that many, including its founder, Anna Jarvis, considered it a “Hallmark holiday”, i.e. one with an overwhelming commercial purpose. Jarvis eventually ended up opposing the holiday she had helped to create. She died in 1948, regretting what had become of her holiday. In the United States, Mother’s Day remains one of the biggest days for sales of flowers, greeting cards, and the like; it is also the biggest holiday for long-distance telephone calls.

This Mother’s Day, give your mother a unique gift, think about all of my quirky and special gifts… Happy Mother’s Day.

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Love the Holiday Dynamics

I am celebrating with my family.

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Although my sister and I have had very few good moments in the last five months, we came together for my moms happiness. Besides “tis the season to be jolly”. So we were chugg-a-lugging our coquito and of course sharing some good laughs.

When your angry and/or disappointed in family, it’s hard to get past your issues. For example, when you set a time to take family pictures and your sister chooses to arrive 1hr and 45 minutes late… My mom poured another glass of coquito and we joked around. When she finally arrived my mom shot me an icy look, so I smiled and tried not to grind my teeth as I swallowed that feeling of pouncing on her as she walked through the door. I explained why I was taking the pictures briefly the day before, but we choose to hear what we want to hear. Never-the-less our family pictures came out wonderful.

The children, my niece and son, were desperate to hold the dog in our family pictures. In some of them you can see Devaner sulking because Jalene was holding Papi (our family dog). The best of course is the picture above. Years from now, I wont remember the nonsense of our argument and i’ll have a wonderful picture to look at.

The dynamics of the family are very interesting… For visual effects, imagine a body… My sister, niece, and sister’s boyfriend make one side. The other is my hubby, son, and I. The head or heart of the family is my mother. She is the glue that keeps us together. Had she not intervened in the past, I’m sure my sister and I would never talk. Don’t get me wrong, I love her. I just can’t stand how hypocritical she is. The amount of negative she brings out of me, and the negative crap that comes out of her mouth… just having a conversation is ridiculous. I prefer to have a good time, but when she is around I go upstairs or sit quietly so my mom can enjoy her time with her. Every conversation is a competition for attention, I’m too old to compete for my mothers attention. I just let her talk, and talk, and talk….

So by now you realize I am venting… I tell you this, if ever there is a need to release some anger or upset… writing is the best method. You’ll never have as good of a release then putting your thoughts on paper or in this case a blog.

On another note, look at how cute my hubby and son look on Christmas Morning with their matching pajamas.

 


I’m happy Christmas was peaceful and full of joy! I miss my extended family and friends in New York, but I know they had a blast!

I am so grateful for all of gods blessings. Our Freon Scare has put things into perspective and although I may need to vent, I love my family. Including my sister, our issues will subside and we will be back to being best friends! 🙂

Jessica Rivera
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Our close call with Freon exposure….

Why do so many people, scratch that businesses cut corners?

My family is so important to me. In our house we have my Mother and niece on the first floor. Upstairs our son sleeps in the loft bedroom, and my hubby and I sleep in the upstairs master bedroom. We have a great flow in the house. Especially since we finally unpacked all of our boxes and made our house our home.

So we need some repairs on our townhouse, simple stuff that any competent maintenance man can repair within one afternoon. So our air conditioner hasn’t worked right since we moved in. Why does it take more than 5 requests and 6 visits? To top that, he shows up to make this major repair and disappears right after… his repair visit’s last a total of 8 minutes each, why? Twice it has been “repaired”, yet both times we were reassured that it was in perfect working order. Since we were still having a problem, I made a complaint and amazingly our maintenance man shows up only to put a “band-aid” on our air conditioner. Yet again!

My hubby works till 12 sometimes 1am, instead he had come home early. His body’s internal clock has him woke generally until 2 or 2:30. Our routine is to watch a movie or show we recorded during the time he is working. Last evening or early morning he paused the movie and went to get a snack. Instead he ran into the room and told me to come downstairs. He’s panic and I see why, their is a thick smoke in the air. No visible fire just really thick smoke, which to us meant it was in the walls. But it smelled funny like burning epoxy. Immediately I call 911, they instruct us to evacuate the premise immediately. In a flash he jumps into action and get everyone us. Snatched our 8 yr old son from his bed, literally, he was in the air. Then got my mother up, who quickly got herself together. My niece was moving slow, so he’s yelling at her to wake up, in the meantime he has fully dressed our son in under 1 minute. God bless him, all we could hear is him yelling “Emergency, emergency, MOVE NOW” over and over again. In less than 4 minutes we are all outside.

He was our hero. He was so focused and on point that none of us suffered any asphyxiation or Freon side effects.

I only wish I had paid attention earlier, when he came home and said the house smelled funny. Honestly I hadn’t noticed because it had been slowly leaking for days.

So our wonderful fire department, came and ripped apart the wall that housed our central air unit, which happened to be right off of our sons loft area. We were so worried because out of all of us he was the most exposed. But thankfully god protected him and he is healthy. No signs of any exposure.

I am so upset with our management company and this so called maintenance man, we have only lived in this home for 3 weeks and in our sleep we would have asphyxiated. Not only were we homeless for two nights, one of which we stayed in a hotel better suited for 3 people. The other, the first night, we ended up on my sisters floor. I don’t know which was more uncomfortable.

The best of the whole ordeal, it took them 2 days to fix the problem, then another 6 days to repair all the damage created by the Fire Department.  (Recent Update)

When I look at the big hole and all the crappy workmanship, it reminds me that even though we moved her to be more accessible for my niece, we are two short months away from moving to another community. I look at my mother and I am so happy we didn’t buy this place or the other property we were interested in! Especially now that this new management team has shown and broadcast their neglect!

My Opinion: DO NOT MOVE TO ANY PROPERTY MANAGED BY REGAL IMAGE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT

Here are some of the pictures of the damage

Happy Holidays

STOP stressing about the holidays and gifts!

So you didn’t make the Black Friday extravaganza, honestly it’s not the end of the world. The people who stood outside, camping in front of the Best Buy for a $1,000 T.V. marked down to $299 are “special”. Some would say crazy! Sleep deprived and hungry isn’t attractive no matter how good the sale is!

The stress from Holiday Gift Shopping puts so much pressure on family members, after last year’s stress, I decided this year I will forgo wasting time and bluntly ask my family “What would you like for Christmas?”. When the rambling of 20 or so items happened, I asked what is the top three you would like? This is a great way of being the gift giving guru and making sure no one is disappointed.

For the children in the family, I have put into play a new set of traditions.
#1. I have put a pickle ornament on the tree. Why? you ask, I want to make sure the kids take time and appreciate all the decorations on the tree. The first child to find the pickle gets to open the first gift.
#2. Each child is going to donate clothes and toys to the salvation army. They have already put their clothes in a bag… now it’s time to get them to finalize which toys they’re donating.
#3. For every child, they will also receive a gift card to ToysRUs, this way they can understand toys aren’t cheap and get what they want. This also doubles as a reward for giving donations.
I am starting these new traditions to get them to understand they are privileged. Gratitude and appreciation are very important and considering last year they acted like spoiled brats, it’s vitally important.

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Diego Rivera…. Happy 125th Birthday!

Did you know it was Diego Rivera’s Birthday?

Diego Rivera by Diego Rivera

When I was young and developing my style of drawing and painting, among the many that influenced me, a strong contender was the infamous Diego Rivera.

His appreciation of the struggling working class, his womanizing, and love affair with Frida Kahlo made him an interesting yet conflicted man. Truly amazing Artist!

When I was making alot of money in New York (22yrs old and 42,000 salary, not bad considering most of my pers & ex husband only made $26,000). SMH & DMSO (shaking my head & dusting my shoulders off)After shopping around for Christmas gifts, I was at the Art Gallery downtown and I bought my mom a replica of Diego Rivera Diego Rivera’s painting of Frida Kahlo with a bouquet of tulips. To this day she still has it hanging on her wall. After a short few stress filled days of not finding the right gift, HGSS in full swing, but Diego Rivera’s Art in a cute frame made a great gift.

A toast to Diego and his ever inspiring murals.